Fabian Basabe Hits up the Parties, the After-Parties and the After-After-After-Parties
I have gossip for you. And it is good. I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper magazine - by far my favorite assignment - I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because... ready?... Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh... could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know... but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know... Maintaining my cool, I called a friend who owns a nightclub across the street, told him what happened and, in complete disbelief, he opened the doors so, although a little shaken, we were back in business and they managed to take my interview. Later that day, I went to Chris Benz show at the lotus club. Chris is the best, his work is very cool but always with an old school vibe, and he always presents in spaces like that, which increases to max power the potential of his already awesome work. That night, I went to the halston party at the legendary don hill’s, which is one of the original dives! I love dives, but the designer, investors or any huge Celebs did not show..... but who caaaaareeeessssss!!! The food was great, mini burgers and fries! And the cocktails excellent! And, all the bright shiny stars of fashion week showed to light it up and return it to its former glory. It was great. After that, I ran to One Oak to say hello and give a kiss to the beautiful Amanda Mearst, who was there to co host a party with Catherine Malandrino. But... the best party of the night was Joie at the Rose Bar! the best! high energy and great crowd! Everyone was having the best time, especially the Hellers, excellent and highly respected lawyers by day, crazy party super heroes by night, holding court at their power table to the amusement of Alex Von, Andy valmorbida, Brittny Gastineau, Gustaf Demarchelier and Seb Gobi. I really need to point out that events by Vanessa Bismark and by Paul Wilmott are taking the lead this fashion week and rightly, because they are just great and inventive and carefully detailed. Later that night, since I decided I did not have enough yet, so I went to butter for Charlotte Ronson’s after party, mostly because I am friend with her mom... I just wanted to throw this line in there because, besideS being the truth, it just amuses me the way it sounds. and I must say I love Ann Jones.... I joined friends at a table and we danced like maniacs. And then I decided I STILL did not have enough yet so I went to a very cool after hour called upstairs, and you can find it by following the big pink neon arrow pointing to steps that go up to a graphite covered warehouse with a kick ass bar, amazing DJ and lots of models. And, after that, i did have enough.
Fabian,
A word; PARAGRAPHS!
Please!
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snarky. poorly written. diminishes the person who wrote it.
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Sounds like Tyra is on one of those nasty fat blocking pills that makes you "mess yourself".....or did she just spill BBQ sauce on her sleeve - also check name spellings
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Nooo!!! Don't divulge the location of Upstairs!!
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Take a English class for God's sake. You write like a 5th grader who has ADD
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What kind of comment is that? Having ADD does in NO way mean you're a bad speller. I should know.
Oh, and the "a" before "English" in your sentence, it should have been "an", as "English" begins with a vowel sound. Just so you know.
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I wouldn't expect Senor Basabe to write particularly well in English since he's not a native. As a blatino, the best we can expect from him is Spanglish.
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sorry, english is my third language....i get confused...and doesn't everyone have a.d.d.??
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jesus christ, learn how to use the enter button. that shit is hard to read.
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That's one fucking huge paragraph.
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Hey Fabian, Hope you are well. Was at the Chris B show than dinner at Fredricks with the Buyers from Saks. We have crossed paths before.. Never introduced myself.. Hit me up on my e mail if you can.
Regards
D
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All sorts of things can cause it one to poop uncontrollably, impacted nerves in the cervical spine for one. As I've witnessed, it can happen to anyone no matter the age.
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as IF The Grand Dame would let herself go in front of peasants...NOT!!!
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Babe, you have such tremendous potential. Your only downfall is your perception and objectivity.
You need to be aware of the audience that you are catering(sp?) to.
Unfortunately, most are not savvy to the 'messed herself' reference.
To you and I, we know the woman is on the leak-me diet.
Hi Alli! Can we say Olestra's wicked step-sister...as if steps weren't bad enough, that little gem ruins parties no one is privvy to. Although you were. I don't want be mean...but,
it could have been so much better.
And poor thing, you probably also dug your own grave with this revelation, as 'juicy' as it is.
Pas très intelligent.
If this is where you see yourself as making a statement...you can SO do it better.
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Could it have been her monthly?? Doesn't have to be the stinky!! Grow the EF up!
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i wont read these... fucking annoying to my eyes.
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Just so you know, Tyra Banks suffers from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS). This syndrome causes all kinds of intestinal & digestive problems, including the possibility of "messing yourself". It is very possible that there was an extra change of clothes because of her health problem & very possible it has happened before or that she worried that it would happen. I feel real bad for her- I bet she is humiliated. A bad enough situation for anyone at any age, but 10 times worse when the whole world knows about it & when you are an icon of beauty & femininity. Anyone can have this problem. Please educate yourself more on that fact. After a screw-up on my mother's first cancer surgery when she was 40, she had to use a catheter the rest of her life & had several urine accidents. Imagine having to wear diapers at 40 and them failing all the time- even in public. She suffered so much embarassment. I feel for Tyra & think this is sad. She should not be made fun of the rest of her life for a condition she can't control. It has nothing to do with taking diet pills. Please be careful about future posts & research more. (Good luck with your English- learning all the rules can be complicated.)
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All that education and you never learned to write?
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It's true- a lot of things/conditions can cause a person to have this problem regardless of age. It actually really sucks, whether you are Tyra Banks or not.
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Idiot - Tyra has IBS, which can cause these kinds of accidents. How cruel is it to make fun of someone with a medical condition???
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Fabian,
Your writing is garbage, I created you to be a gay party boy who criticizes others for being poor. I think you should write like you talk. "Like, so I went to this party that was sooo fabulous and I touched a woman by accident...yucky!"
You suck, I shall smite you with my big dong.
God
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Who cares? Why would you post about this? Even if it DID happen(yeah right), that's so mean.
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Get a conscience. In the past, Tyra has alluded to having a "digestive problem" and you should know that diseases such as IBD and Crohn's disease are not funny. They are EXTREMELY physically painful, nevermind the and embarrassment of having someone gossip about it. PIg.
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it totally could have been a menstrual mishap. like nobody's ever had heavy period or leakage. i seriously doubt any of her people actually used the term "messed herself". look dude, if you're going to dish, use quotes.
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Ummmmm, I am not a Tyra fan, but she has stated on many occasions she suffers from IBS...Which if you know anything about, it really a miserable disease....
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Tyra has IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Perhaps that is why she shat herself. Poor dear.
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Wasabe, I have only one question (or statement). I thought only homosexuals interviewed people for fashion shows. Aren't you married or is that a sham marriage? You really showed the public on your reality show Cattle Drive how the "upper crust" lives. Putz.
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Incontinence can happen to anyone regardless of age and is a difficult problem that has caused suffering for many people. Whether or not your story is true, your mockery of a serious and sensitive issue borders on cruel.
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Fabian you stupid fag, nobody cares about you and ure lack of a fucking life, go back to Mexico or whatever Latino country ure from, u wannabe American!! lol
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Fabian, you're a closeted disgrace to the Human Race. Brandon and Jason Greasies have more class than you. I feel sorry for you beard wife. How's the La Perla cash flowing? JERK!!
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Tyra shit herself?
That is the greatest thing I've heard in a long time.
Why didn't you mock her mercilessly?
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I remember reading about the new FDA approved ALLI weight loss pill..and how it's only bad side effect is if you eat over 15 grams of fat at a meal you end up messing yourself. I've talked to some people who take ALLI and they told me how they keep an extra pair of pants with them at all times because it's happened to them. I think Tyra's taking ALLI.
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Fabian you are such a stuck up loser...I saw you on that dumbass cattle drive show and you're the biggest punk I've ever seen in my life..you should be ashamed to be alive
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ROFFLMFAO - she shits herself - and AS IF she has some nerve to be handing out fashion tips on America's Next Top Model. Perhaps Tyra should rename the show to Tyra Shits Her Gucci Panties.
She's a nasty bitch! Probably takig Alli - make you shit yourself if you're trying to lose weight and over eat.
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